Princess Consuela Bananahammock

824706:

what an idiot

heatoise:

*sees a cat*

me: holy shit

mishasminions:

fictionalmasterpiece:

rainnecassidy:

ouyangdan:

piratemoggy:

shakespearelove:

This.
Is exactly what I needed after a nap.

This is extremely unacceptable I need to put it on my blog.

was this entirely necessary?

I feel like it was, yes.

It’s his whole body. In perfect clarity.

I REALLY ENJOYED THIS THANK YOU

jcatgrl:

copperbadge:

persinetteinthetower:

moriartythetease:

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl…

iamironmeme:

dearness:

qunerdi:

???????

WHAT KIND OF COURT IS THIS

I’m just still in awe that they have chairs small enough to accommodate bees

bee movie is art

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

I am a feminist. I’ve been female for a long time now. I’d be stupid not to be on my own side.
Maya Angelou (via perfect)

supertrout95:

"im going to be an adult and do adult things and be responsible and grown up"

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